# Are You Hopping On? By MCAFax · Published September 9, 2026 · Updated October 2, 2026 Section: Markets & Main Street › Small Business · Series: Confessions (https://mcafax.com/notebook/series/confessions) Canonical: https://mcafax.com/notebook/things-waiting-on-a-person Source: MCAFax, The Broker's Notebook (https://mcafax.com/notebook). MCAFax is not a lender or a law firm. --- "Are you hopping on?" The message landed at 11:30 at night. I read it at 3:38 in the morning, in the dark, with my heart already pounding before I understood why. My colleague had dental work that afternoon. "Apparently one of the most painful things ever," she'd written. She asked me to run her client call that evening. "I can handle it," I told her, the way you say things you fully intend to do. I was asleep. She ran the call herself, alone, mouth full of novocaine. I typed the only thing there was: "I can't believe I literally hung you out to dry. I'm really sorry." Her reply came back at dawn. "It's no problem! I told them I would double check everything with you, but it was all good." That was the whole punishment. A woman in pain did my job and then made it easy for me to feel okay about it. I would have preferred yelling. I know this shape. Back in the funding shop there was a closer, a big talker with a gold watch, who promised a florist he would be on her funding call at eight sharp. He overslept. The florist sat on hold with the lender's verification desk for forty minutes and answered every question herself. She funded. When he called her at noon, sweating, she said, "Oh, it went fine." He bought the whole floor lunch out of guilt. Nobody understood why. By noon the same day, I had a chance to pay the favor forward. For three months a vendor had refused to discuss a family account with me. The account was in my partner's name. I am just the guy with the spreadsheet. The night before, they had finally sent the authorization form that would fix it. The old me would have forwarded it with a note: "Can you deal with this when you get a chance?" That version dies in a folder. I have watched a hundred of them die. So I filled in every field myself. Name, policy, dates, addresses. Then I sent it to her needing exactly one thing: a signature. Four minutes of my time. Three months of being the bottleneck on her own money. Every deal of mine that ever stalled "in underwriting" was not in underwriting. It was on a person's desk, and that person needed one thing nobody had made easy. You can chase them. Or you can shrink their part until it fits between two other things on a busy afternoon. At 4:52 p.m., my phone buzzed. One word, from my partner. "Done." Two women in two days, one with a numb jaw and one with a full inbox, had both done the hard part for me. I forwarded the signed form to the vendor before the screen dimmed, and texted my colleague one line: "Tonight's call is mine. Set an alarm for me." --- ## Questions readers actually ask ### Why do funding applications and insurance claims get stuck in underwriting? Most stalled files are not stuck in deep institutional review or facing a formal denial. They are sitting on an individual desk waiting on a single task—like a missing signature or an unconfirmed fee—that nobody made simple to finish. ### How do I speed up paperwork approvals from a partner or underwriter? Shrink their share of the work down to the absolute minimum before you send it over. If you pre-fill every form field yourself so they only have to provide one signature, an item that would sit in a folder for three months gets finished in an afternoon. ### What should I check before paying replacement fees or requesting duplicate filings? Audit your own email search and digital archives thoroughly before paying twice or standing in line. Often, the confirmation receipt or completed page was already processed months earlier and simply filed where nobody thought to check. *Confessions is a series of stories from inside the MCA world. Names and details are changed, and some are dramatized.* ## Questions readers ask **Why do funding applications and insurance claims get stuck in underwriting?** Most stalled files are not stuck in deep institutional review or facing a formal denial. They are sitting on an individual desk waiting on a single task—like a missing signature or an unconfirmed fee—that nobody made simple to finish. **How do I speed up paperwork approvals from a partner or underwriter?** Shrink their share of the work down to the absolute minimum before you send it over. If you pre-fill every form field yourself so they only have to provide one signature, an item that would sit in a folder for three months gets finished in an afternoon. **What should I check before paying replacement fees or requesting duplicate filings?** Audit your own email search and digital archives thoroughly before paying twice or standing in line. Often, the confirmation receipt or completed page was already processed months earlier and simply filed where nobody thought to check.