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Stop the Calls

Stop the Calls, Part 17: the 10-second front desk script for broker calls

Funding calls never get a warm transfer.

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"Hi, can I grab the owner real quick? It's about the funding file they opened with us."

Nobody opened a file. Your owner knows that. Your new front desk hire does not. So they put the call through, or they answer the follow-ups: "Is this still the best number for them? Busy season right now?" Every friendly yes can end up as one more field on a lead sheet.

This is Part 17 of Stop the Calls. Part 1 gave the owner a script (https://mcafax.com/notebook/stop-the-calls-part-1-the-script) and Part 5 let a screener take the unknown numbers (https://mcafax.com/notebook/stop-the-calls-part-5-call-screening). But during business hours, a person answers the main line. Today: a script that person can say in 10 seconds, three things they never confirm, and a desk log. Every part: https://mcafax.com/notebook/series/stop-the-calls

General information, not legal advice.

The script to tape by the phone

When a caller mentions funding, working capital, an advance, an approval, or "the file," staff say this, word for word:

"We don't take funding calls. Please put this number on your company's do-not-call list. What's your company's legal name and a callback number?"

Then they write down the answer, or "refused," and hang up. No transfer, no callback promise.

Three things staff never confirm

  1. The owner's name, cell number, or schedule.
  2. Whether the business took funding, or who the funder is.
  3. Revenue, bank, or how busy things are.

Brokers ask these as small talk. The answers can end up on the sheet the next caller reads from.

The FTC's small business guide says scammers pretend to be a company or government agency you know, push urgency, and that caller ID can be faked. It says your best defense is an informed staff: https://www.ftc.gov/business-guidance/resources/scams-your-small-business-guide-business

The no-transfer rule

Funding calls never get a warm transfer. If the caller says they are your real funder, your bank, or "with the SBA," staff take a name and end the call. The owner calls back on the number printed on the contract or statement, never the one the caller gave.

The desk log

Keep one sheet by the phone. One line per call:

  1. Date and time
  2. Caller ID shown
  3. Company name given, or "refused"
  4. The opening line, word for word
  5. Staff initials

On Friday, the owner copies it into the Part 3 call log (https://mcafax.com/notebook/toolkit/call-log-template). When the same shop shows up twice, the owner sends the written stop from Part 2 (https://mcafax.com/notebook/toolkit/cease-and-desist-letter).

The rights behind it, scoped honestly

That is why the opening line matters most in the log.

Report impersonation at https://reportfraud.ftc.gov and unwanted calls at https://www.donotcall.gov/report.html. None of this promises an outcome, and a licensed attorney can tell you how these rules apply to your line. More: https://mcafax.com/notebook/series/know-your-rights and https://mcafax.com/notebook/stop-mca-broker-calls

This week

  1. Print the script and tape it by every phone.
  2. Read the three never-confirm rules out loud at the next shift change.
  3. Start the desk log today.

Coming in Part 18: a separate number just for public listings, so the lead sheets ring a line you control.

FAQs

Can my receptionist make a do-not-call request for the business? Staff can ask any caller to stop and log it. Coverage depends on the call and the line, so the owner should follow up with a written stop.

Does the Telemarketing Sales Rule cover calls to my business? Mostly no. Business calls are exempt, except the bans on misrepresentations and false or misleading statements (16 CFR 310.6(b)(7)).

What if the caller says they are my funder or the SBA? Take a name and hang up. Call back on the number from your contract or statement.

Should staff give the owner's cell to a caller who asks? No. Owner names, cells, schedules and funding details stay off the phone.

Can I put the shop line on the National Do Not Call Registry? No. The registry is for personal numbers, not business lines.

Where do I report a caller who impersonates my bank? At https://reportfraud.ftc.gov.

Questions readers actually ask

Can my receptionist make a do-not-call request for the business?

Staff can ask any caller to stop and log it. Coverage depends on the call and the line, so the owner should follow up with a written stop.

Does the Telemarketing Sales Rule cover calls to my business?

Mostly no. Business calls are exempt, except the bans on misrepresentations and false or misleading statements (16 CFR 310.6(b)(7)).

What if the caller says they are my funder or the SBA?

Take a name and hang up. Call back on the number from your contract or statement.

Should staff give the owner's cell to a caller who asks?

No. Owner names, cells, schedules and funding details stay off the phone.

Can I put the shop line on the National Do Not Call Registry?

No. The registry is for personal numbers, not business lines.

Where do I report a caller who impersonates my bank?

At https://reportfraud.ftc.gov.

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